… of the Mommy of a potty training boy. Yesterday a group of friends went swimming in a friend’s pool. I’ve never had a problem with Aidan pooping in his swim trunks until, you got it, yesterday. Several ladies and even more kids were sitting on the pool steps when one momma says, “I think he’s poopy.” I’m looking around to see who has to change their kid’s diaper. She says it again, than says, “Eeeeewwwww!!!.” Everyone swims away till I realize the only one left is dear Aidan. With no diaper on at all. Just swim trunks. And a nice cloud around him. Great. Luckily I found a water hose and washed him down. Of course I had no extra shorts or diapers for him. Why should I? It’s never happened before. Such is the life…
…of the cool girl. During our nice swim yesterday, it was decided that I would be in charge of getting together the group for today. I told everyone that we’d meet at the same time at Kathy’s pool. My boys and I showed up to swim, each excited about hanging out with friends. That didn’t happen. We got the whole pool to ourselves for 2 hours. =) Such is the life…
…of a procrastinating person. (I couldn’t figure out how to spell procrastinator/procrastinater/procrap…whatever) I was sooo proud of myself for ordering Ryan’s birthday present 5 whole days in advance. Yesterday I got the email saying it’s ready to be picked up to be shipped. Today, the notice hasn’t changed. I’m starting to think I paid for a mailing label. Which, I suppose, would be a better gift than nothing. Such is the life…
…of the Mommy of a 1 yr old with no words. Trace is adorable! He has finally mastered the signs for “All Done” and “More”. He does great when he wants more, or is obviously finished, but there comes a time when I think he should be full, but I’m not sure. So I’ll ask him to show me the sign, right? “Do you want more, Trace?” (Trace smiles and shows me “more”) “Or are you all done, Trace?” (Trace smiles and shows me a big “all done”) This can go on and on till he’s laughing like crazy and I either shove more food on his plate or pull him out of the high chair so we’re done with the conversation. Such is the life…
…of a busy stay at home Mommy. I just realized I was thirsty, so I jumped up to run in the kitchen so I could get a drink of water and get back in here and finish typing before the boys wake from their naps. I immediately sliced my foot on a bed rail that we should have put in the attic long ago, hopped into the kitchen as quiet as possible, grabbed a paper towel to put on my bleeding foot, took the small swig of water that was left in my cup from lunch, stuck my foot under the faucet since it’s bleeding pretty good. I ran back toward the computer room and slipped on my wet foot. Now I’m sitting here with my knee up trying to get the bleeding to stop, and I’m still thirsty. Such is the life…
…of an anal, grammatical nerd. I’m grimmacing at the thought of pushing “Publish” with that huge runon sentence above left alone. Such is the life of…
…a child of God. I can sit here and know that even though my baby can’t talk, my 2 yr old poops in the pool, no human wants to come to my pool party, I can’t get a gift on time for my hubby, but backspace to correct errors so much my fingers hurt, and I’m probably going to bleed to death since I have more desire to finish this post than actually put a bandaid on my booboo, God knew this would happen and still chose me. Such is the life…
…of me. =)